Post by lolita on Jan 7, 2006 9:43:39 GMT -5
-Nobody listens until you say something wrong
-"Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse."
-"Every solution breeds new problems."
-"To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles."
-Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.
-If you think education is expensive -- try ignorance.
-Most general statements are false, including this one.
-An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
-All great discoveries are made by mistake.
-New systems generate new problems.
-If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
-Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.
-When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
-Love is a matter of chemistry
-never argue with a woman when she's tired -- or rested.
-There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
-The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
-Anything that can go wrong will go wrong
-for a" TRUE" problem. There is no solution.......!!!!!!!
-Nothing is so bad....!!- Because it will go even worse!
-You will get the chance in the most inappropriate moment.
-Solving of the problem is on finding out the people who will solve It.?!
-There are two kinds of people, those who do this division and those who don't............
-The History doesn't repeat but the historians repeat themselves.......
-If something gets cleaned....., something else will be spoilt
-If something moves and is green=Biology; If something smells bad=Chemistry; If something doesn't function=Physics
-you can't fix something that it is not broken.......!!
-Only a fool can repeat something that the other fool has done.......
-"Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse."
-"Every solution breeds new problems."
-"To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles."
-Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.
-If you think education is expensive -- try ignorance.
-Most general statements are false, including this one.
-An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
-All great discoveries are made by mistake.
-New systems generate new problems.
-If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
-Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.
-When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
-Love is a matter of chemistry
-never argue with a woman when she's tired -- or rested.
-There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
-The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
-Anything that can go wrong will go wrong
-for a" TRUE" problem. There is no solution.......!!!!!!!
-Nothing is so bad....!!- Because it will go even worse!
-You will get the chance in the most inappropriate moment.
-Solving of the problem is on finding out the people who will solve It.?!
-There are two kinds of people, those who do this division and those who don't............
-The History doesn't repeat but the historians repeat themselves.......
-If something gets cleaned....., something else will be spoilt
-If something moves and is green=Biology; If something smells bad=Chemistry; If something doesn't function=Physics
-you can't fix something that it is not broken.......!!
-Only a fool can repeat something that the other fool has done.......